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MILF or Marijuana I’d Like to Flower came to be called as such for several reasons. A mostly Sativa hybrid, its uplifting quality is more than enough to send users on a soaring high. Moreover, it also contains anti-inflammatory properties to help people deal with numerous medical conditions.

Mother Chuckers Seeds bred MILF using two strains that pack an insane amount of THC – White Widow and Trainwreck. On genetics alone, both the parents are closer to an even split. However, they also share one trait, and that is to deliver potentially devastating mental stimulation.

While work is in progress, the current iteration of MILF leans heavily on the Sativa side. It did produce at least one phenotype that is more Indica, though.

All About MILF

Have you ever come across some incredibly attractive weed? So attractive, in fact, you’d term it as “Marijuana I’d Like to Flower?” If so, perhaps it was MILF. This strain is bred in Southern California by Mother Chucker’s Seeds and crosses White Widow with Trainwreck to bring a ton of THC and energy to your life. Is this the same strain that was sold in secret so many years ago on a Showtime series? The world may never know.

MILF brings it when it comes to THC, and with strong parents in their own right, a 20% average doesn’t seem like anything out of the ordinary. Buds of this strain are bright green with intense leaves and a sticky coating of beautiful resin. Wood and earth will fill your nose as you smoke, and while a touch of sweetness becomes apparent during your session, it’s still a pretty savory experience as a whole.

Use caution with MILF, as the amount you indulge in will directly relate to your high. Too much equates to a couch locked experience that makes your head pound, while just the right amount will leave you feeling uplifted, happy, and full of giggly energy. Get more done, chat it up with strangers, and feel like you can finally break out of your introverted shell on this strain. Your comedown could include some body heavy moments, but as long as you’ve kept your dose in check, you shouldn’t be too hindered.

MILF Effects

MILF is an upper. And, with up to 20% THC, its effects are intense. Soon after smoking or vaping, the hybrid quickly sends users on a euphoric high. In no time at all, it alters the behavior of people by enhancing the mood. Used well within limitation, it helps in productivity by keeping one motivated as well as feeling energetic.

Most users should also feel an overwhelming sense of happiness welling inside. In turn, this upbeat feeling can make people highly sociable and not at all shy in talking. It is also not uncommon to have laughing fits. Even as the physical effects manifest, the relaxing body high does not cause one to slow down. Used excessively though, MILF can be crippling. It could result in a pounding mental buzz that leaves users locked on a couch.

MILF Fragrance

MILF has a dank odor and exudes of a woody and earthy aroma. It also has a smell that is reminiscent of honeyed sage.

MILF Flavors

Much of its woody and earthy aroma carries over. Once drawn in, the taste of sage with a sweet note become evident.

MILF Type of High

MILF marijuana strain induces uplifting cerebral euphoria and soothing body buzz followed by deep relaxation. Energizes the mind, prompts giggles, relieves stress. Helps with nausea, has strong analgesic properties. May cause couchlock and sedation

MILF Adverse Reaction

For most people, it is the intensity of the buzzing mental stimulation that causes momentary dizziness. Of course, its duration is dependent on the dosage. Apart from that, it might also cause some people to have a mild headache. MILF is also not an exemption to the most common adverse effects of using marijuana – dry mouth and eyes. One thing that users will want to be aware of is that it has the potential to make a few people feel paranoid. To a certain degree, it might also increase the level of anxiousness. As such, people who are predisposed to such conditions will want to tone it down when using this hybrid.

MILF Medical Uses

Mentally, and behaviorally, the intense euphoric psychedelic effects of MILF offer enormous comfort in the battle against depression and stress.

Its high amount of THC when combined with CBD and other cannabinoids are also incredibly helpful in pain relief. For example, its analgesic and anti-inflammatory properties not only soothe tired muscles but also reduces or eliminates body pains and aches. Ironically, while it does wonders in helping people deal with headaches, it can induce such condition if overused.

MILF Growing Info

Apart from its outstanding cerebral effects, there is another reason why it is the Marijuana I’d Like to Flower. Its buds may be relatively small and not as dense at others, but it certainly has to look. These minty green oval-shaped buds are surrounded by bright orange pistils as well as comes with a generous amount of sticky crystals.

MILF thrives in either the indoor or outdoor environment. It can grow up to 7 feet tall, which means growers need to top it early if planting inside the house with limited space such as an average size grow tent.

Milf is a sativa cultivar that stretches to heights of up to 7 feet. The strain thrives in both indoor and outdoor gardens as long as it has room to sprawl. Indoor plants flower in 70 to 84 days, while outside gardens are ready for harvest at the end of October. In ideal conditions, Milf produces upwards of 18 ounces of flower per bud, an above average yield.

MILF Flowering Time

·        Indoors

Using soil as the medium is suitable, but for explosive growth, many growers prefer using hydroponics. One thing that cultivators can do is to combine it with SCROG. Not only does it help with having more lateral branching, but it also helps improve the production of flowers. Under powerful 1000w lighting, it can produce up to 16 ounces of buds per square meter. A big part of the reason for the abundant harvest is that the flowering period last 10 to 12 weeks.

·        Outdoors

In places where it is sunny but not excessively hot, MILF should thrive and produce a massive yield of up to 18 ounces per plant. In most cases, the harvest time should fall during the third to last week of October.

Guaranteed to give you a good time, MILF brings a well-rounded set of effects with a strong but fairly enjoyable flavor. Whether you’re a home grower who’s looking for your next shining star or you prefer to pick up your flower from a local dispensary, MILF is easy to find. Try her the next time you want to have an awesome day and don’t giggle too much over the name.